Walking through my local electronic store I found this ... HDMI to garden hose - you know for the next time I want to water my graphic card (found in Speyer, Germany) :
Orkney Television Enterprise | Hama 00205242 2M HDMI 2.1 Lead | Kirkwall | Orkney Island | Scotland
Hama HDMI to HDMI (4K) AV Cable 1.50 m ( 4.92 ft ) - Jarir Bookstore KSA
Recommended for High Speed HDMI Cable with Ethernet (3m) by Hama - GTrusted
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